16/white/pansexual/demiboy/Stellan. They/them or he/him pronouns please!
I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol
Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.
It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.
No one will ever tell me otherwise.
what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”
Minnesota what the hell
Tumblr Teaches History
I reblog this for the anon who once sent me an ask telling me there was no such thing as a history fandom on tumblr.
a human year = 7 dog years
a dog is a man’s best friend
7 is God’s favorite number
dog is God backwards
This is a useless coincidence.
so was your birth
this show is so important to me
“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob
I feel much better now…
Original gif it’s not mine
It’s like a Michael Gambon sized weight has been lifted from my chest.
**All book readers nod in unison**
This is so satisfying.